Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Some "Carnac" Jokes for you this morning...

The Answer: A recovery and awful music.
The Question: Name two things Bret Michaels is going to make.

The Answer: Jay Leno at the White House Correspondents' Dinner and whoever tried to set off that explosion in Times Square.
The Question: Name someone who bombed over the weekend, and someone who didn't.

The Answer: The Times Square bomb and Steven Seagal.
The Question: Name two things described as "crude."

The Answer: A West Virginia mine and Paris Hilton.
The Question: Name two things that are risky to be in without proper protection.

The Answer: 15 pounds and his trousers.
The Question: Name two things Bill Clinton will drop before Chelsea's wedding.

The Answer: ICU.
The Question: Where do Eskimos go to college?

1 comment:

  1. A tip for ya Stack.
    I heard you mention, this morning, that you drive a `93 Ford truck and get all your parts through Carquest. I'm in the process of rebuilding a `92 Ranger and, thus far, the best prices I've found are actually at a dealership. Downey's (Consumers Drive) seems to have lower prices than most other places. Example: A clutch at most other places ranges between $170 and $199. At the dealership they quoted me $155 and change (plus tax of course). Timing belt there (for my truck)is $27. Most other places range between $35 and $40.
    Just thought I'd pass that tip along to ya.
    Lovin' the show. keep up the good work.

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