For those of you who remember back when the Tonight Show was actually FUNNY, you may appreciate these. Johnny Carson used to do his "Carnac The Magnificent" skit, where he would predict the answers of questions which were sealed in an envelope. Here are some Carnac-Style lines that Johnny might use if he were still around... I call them "Jokes Dyslexic"...
The Answer: "The Book of Eli".
The Question: Name a Denzel Washington movie AND where Peyton Manning's interception play came from?
The Answer: Big Easy.
The Question: Name two words that describe Khloe Kardashian.
The Answer: French Quarter.
The Question: What do you call a quarter that surrenders prematurely?
The Answer: ManCrunch.
The Question: Name a gay-dating website AND what Oprah hears when she's on top of Stedman.
The Answer: "The Wolfman".
The Question: Name a new Benicio Del Toro movie AND what Simon Le Bon answers when you ask him what he's hungry like.
If you've never seen any Carnac stuff, check THIS one out... it's a classic...
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