Elizabeth Taylor announced that she's getting married for the NINTH time. And though we're sure this one's a keeper, in her honor we present today's list of the...
TOP 5 SIGNS YOU'VE BEEN MARRIED WAY TOO MANY TIMES...
#5 --All of your exes can fill up Texas.
#4 --Your towels are marked "His" and "Whoever's."
#3 --You have the words "Yes, Dear" tattooed on your forehead.
#2 -- Jesse James, Tiger Woods and Tiki Barber have all questioned your respect for the institution.
And the NUMBER ONE sign you've been married WAYYY too many times?...
Your name's Jim, and your divorce lawyer's yacht is called the "S.S. Thanks, Jim!"
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