Where's PETA when you REALLY need them?!

If you're the sort of person who enjoys torturing your dog by making the poor thing wear CLOTHES, then you're going to love this!

There's a company in Seattle called Pants for Dogs that sells cummerbunds, panties and THONGS for dogs.

According to their website, Pants for Dogs, quote, "help owners control dog urination and prevent household accidents. They are perfect for travelers who want to let their dogs run worry-free in hotel rooms or in someone else's home . . .

"Pants for Dogs products are fun and fashionable, and, in the case of the thong, even a little sassy. But, most importantly, they are functional."

If you're interested, just go to Pantsfordogs.com. Cummerbunds for male dogs sell for $20 to $25 (US). And panties for female dogs sell for $25 to $35 (US), depending on the style.

This has GOT to be the most RIDICULOUS thing I've seen in ages... a THONG for your DOG?!?!?! Can you IMAGINE?! I wouldn't be caught DEAD putting a thong on one of MY dogs!! Now if they made a thong for HORSES, that would be TOTALLY different and incredibly cool... :-P

Never Piss Off Fido...

On Saturday, an unidentified 53-year-old man was duck hunting with his Labrador Retriever outside of Los Banos, California.

At the end of the day, the guy set his shotgun on the ground while he went to pick up a few decoy ducks about 45 feet away. He figured it would be okay since the gun's safety was on.

But while he was collecting the decoys, the guy's dog stepped on the gun and somehow managed to disengage the safety, while hitting the trigger at the same time.

Long story short, the upper left side of the guy's back was sprayed with buckshot. He was rushed to the hospital, where he was treated and released.

...the dog's name...?... Dick Cheney.