TOP SIGNS FIVE YOU'RE WAY TOO INTO ST. PATRICK'S DAY...
#5 - You like using classic Irish phrases, like "Erin Go Bragh," "Top O' the Mornin'" and "I'm drunk as %$#@!"
#4 - You pinch people who aren't wearing green. Or who are wearing green. Okay, you're a pervert.
#3 - You're holding Ronald McDonald hostage until he puts Shamrock Shakes back on the menu.
#2 - You started drinking early . . . on February 1st.
...and the NUMBER ONE sign you're WAYYY too into St. Patrick's Day... You're constantly being slapped for showing women your "shillelagh."
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