Meet 24-year-old Danielle Vincely of Portsmouth, England. According to the always-reliable British rag "News of the World", Danielle has an unusual phobia that prevents her from ever having sex INDOORS. Danielle says, quote, "Guys love it at first. They think it's kinky making love under the stars in the woods, on beaches, park benches and car bonnets. But after a while they get annoyed, especially if it's raining, and dump me."Men like a quick romp inside on the bed, but I just can't bring myself to do it. It's not like I haven't tried. I just can't do it indoors without freaking out. I feel like I'm being choked and about to pass out. I know people think I'm weird, but I've given up caring. Some people are scared of spiders, others of heights; well, this is my phobia and I'm learning to deal with it the best I can."
For the record, doctors say Danielle's phobia could probably be controlled using antidepressants. But she says she'd "...rather keep on having sex outside than become dependent on drugs."
....good choice, Danielle..... good choice....
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