The "Sex Map Of The World"...

You gotta love British tabloids. When they can't think of stuff to make up, at least they run interesting stories. Yesterday "The Sun" had their "Sex Map Of The World," a bunch of random facts based on a dozen different surveys, all to figure out which country has the best sex. Not exactly breaking news, but it's Friday, and you know you want to see it. Here's a sampling of info...

--The country with the most bisexual women is . . . Sweden.

--The 'horniest' country in the world is . . . Greece.

--With an average of 29.3 sex partners, the country with the most promiscuous men is . . . Austria.

--And with an average of 20.4 sex partners, the country with the most promiscuous women is . . . New Zealand.

--The world's best lovers are from . . . Spain.

--And the world's worst lovers are from . . . Germany.

--At an average of just ten minutes, the country where sex lasts the shortest is . . . Thailand.

--And at an average of 30 minutes, the country where sex lasts the longest is . . . Brazil.

--With more than 40% of the women wearing a bra size-DD or larger, the country where the women have the largest breasts is . . . Australia.

--At 41%, the country where the most people have participated in an orgy is . . . France.

--But the country that holds the record for the world's largest orgy is . . . Japan.

--The world's largest nudist resort is . . . the Village Naturiste in Cap d'Agde in France.

--With an estimated 250 locations, the brothel capital of the world is . . . Tel Aviv, Israel.

--The "kinkiest" place to go on vacation is . . . San Francisco, California, during the Folsom Street Fair.

--And by producing nearly 90% of the world's sex films, the pornography capital of the world is . . . the San Fernando Valley, in Los Angeles.

...now go plan your vacations accordingly...